Everyone needs to check out the latest issue of 20somethings, a magazine highlighting the younger side of Naples culture. The latest issue includes a little ad for Fake Problems and it is suh-weet. We hope everyone can make it out to the show at River Park this weekend, it promises to be a magnificant event. Stay tuned for a totally redesigned website, a special new release and more!

A big thanks to everyone who came out to Herofest this weekend! An ultra big thanks to Remember Me for setting the whole show up for a great cause. New stickers and patches will be available at our two March 12th shows and keep checking our purevolume site for a new song, coming very soon!

Unfortunatly, we placed second in WVUM's "Open For Cex" contest, but thank you so much to everyone who voted for us! Also, congratulations to Vidavox, they will be opening up for Cex, Aloha and Weather on January 22nd at the I/O Lounge in Miami! We have two upcoming shows as of right now, but we're booking more as I type this, so keep checking back here for show dates!

We've just been asked to play last minute at a show in Fort Myers tomorrow. The show is at the Roc Diner (Near Guitar Center, behind the Edison Mall), it begins at 6:30 and is $6 to get in. We're playing with Words Now Heard (Acoustic rock), Mid Day Murder (mosh metal) and A Day To Remember (hardcore from Ocala). Hope to see you there!

Woo! We hope everyone had a great holday time. This Saturday is New Years Day and we're playing a very special show with Later Days at the Rideport Pub, so if you can get up from your drunken stooper you should definitely come out and watch some glorious bands play some glorious music and buy the new glorious Fake Problems CD and the new glorious Fake Problems T-Shirts. That's all for now, see you Saturday!


First of all, we'd like to thank everyone who stuck around and watched us at the church show last weekend. In other news, we have another show coming up this Saturday in Downtown Ft. Myers. Check the shows page for more info! New shirt designs will also be available at this show, so bring an extra few dollars!


Hope everyone had a glorious Thanksgiving! Some news...we now have a livejournal community that everyone should join. Also, "Oh No!" is available online for purchasing, so if you haven't picked up your copy yet, you definitely should swing on over to interpunk.com. Finally, we're playing December 3rd at the First Methodist Church downtown Naples. Check out the flyer on the shows page!


New stickers have arrived! New t-shirts are in the works, and "Oh No!" is fully available in all of its glory! We're looking for shows, so if you're putting together a show, or know someone who is, Fake Problems is alllll about it!


I'd like to thank everyone so greatly for coming out tonight to the show at the Depot, it was an amazing turn out and we had an amazing time. I huge thanks goes out to all of the bands that played; Later Days, Remember Me, Suicide Make Up, The High Bouncing Lover, John D'Zurilla and Longview. Also especially thank you to all of you who bought a CD; let us know what you think! Thanks again!


Thanks everyone for listening and calling in to 92.5 this past Sunday, it was a glorious occasion. The CD release show is just two days away! Great bands like Later Days, The High Bouncing Lover, Longview and Remember Me (and more!) will be there in full effect. If that isn't inticing enough for you, our new CD/EP "Oh No!" will be available at this show for a mere $3(after the show, the CD cost will be increased to $5). FURTHERMORE, the first twenty copies of the CD are in a specially packaged, white silk screened digi-pack. Hope to see you at the show!


Tonight we're going to be on 92.5's "Most Wanted" at 10PM. Check it out!!!


Fake Problems has sold out and gotten a Myspace! You can check that out right here. Also, all of the final info for the CD release show is on the front page flyer! Big thanks to all of the bands that are playing, especially The High Bouncing Lover, coming all the way from California to play this show! One last thing; we have established a links page, and it is grand. Check it out!


Hey everybody! "Found You Out" is now available for download at purevolume, so download it, or don't. Tune into 92.5 on November 7th to hear us talking about how awesome we think we are.

On Friday, November 12th, put your pants on and come on down to the "OH NO!" CD release show, it promises to be a momentous occasion. More details and a flyer for that show coming very soon!


Our Tallahassee show has been confirmed, for all info, check the shows page. If you live in Tallahassee, or if you know anyone in Tallahasee, tell them to come to this show and give us attention and money. It would be much appreciated. Also, "OH NO!" is on it's way to our mailbox as we speak. Expect that early November, along with a suhweet CD release show.

P.S. I hate when bands type up updates for their websites but they act like it's not really one of them writing it, replacing "We" with "They". That's ridiculous and I hate it and I hope all of those bands are on fire right now.


There is a recent addition to the pictures page. As some of you may arm with all of his might and fury. You may now view pictures of this horrible tragedy.

know, on May 31st, 2004, Chris Donaldson savagely broke Paige Green's


Derek has departed FL for his nationwide Stars On Strings tour. He will return in October just in time for our two upcoming shows; October 15th at Rising Tide, and October 16th somewhere in Tallahassee. More details on that show soon.

Check out the new sections of the site. We now have a sweet Discography page and a Guestbook


We have a show the 15th of October, check the shows page for more information.


No more October tour because The Fluent has to dance it up at homecoming with their girlfriends.


Thanks to everyone for coming out to Trianon show on the 27th. We had an immensely great time and we hope you enjoyed it as well. Also thanks to Later Days, Edge of Grey, Off The Roster and Longview for playing great sets. If you have pictures from that show (of us), please contact us and send them over, we need them! Thanks again!


Hey, look, we have a new site. It is better. Thanks to Bobby for building it with his hands. We just finished a new EP, titled "Oh No!", and boy let me tell you; it's great. Well, it's great if you like Fake Problems. If you don't, then it sucks. Expect a release date of that sometime in October.

To support the release, we will be hitting the road again to play a short weekend tour with The Fluent. I will have dates for those shows as soon as we confirm them.

In local show news, we're playing tomorrow at the Trianon Hotel with Later Days, Longview and others. It promises to be a good show, and $1 of every $6 you pay to get in, goes to the relief fund for families who were punched in the face by Hurricane Charley.


We would like to thank everyone who came out to the Battle of The Bands and showed their support for us. We somehow made it out with first place.

Other news, we have two upcoming shows, check the shows page for more info.

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